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| | Subject: | BABY NEEDS. | | Time: | 03:41 am | | Current Mood: | FEELIN A LITTLE EXTRA CRAZY. |
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I MISS THE BABY. I HATE ANTHROPOLOGY. IT STOLE HER AWAY FROM ME. HER JOB MAKES HER SAD. HER JOB ALSO MAKES ME SAD. I NEED MY BABY( YOU HEAR THAT! YOU SAID ANY TIME I SAID THAT YOU'D SEE ME).
I AM LISTENING TO OUR SONGS. YOU KNOW THE ONES WE USED TO PUT ON AND DANCE CRAZY TO IN THE SUMMER. THE GOSSIP 45 ONES.
I WANT TO GO, I NEED TO GO ADVENTUREING, STENCILING, AND PHOTOGRAPHING WITH YOU. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. I LOVE THE LITTLE THINGS YOU SAY. AND THE LITTLE IDEAS YOU COME UP WITH. JUST THE WAY YOU PUT IT MAKES LIFE LESS STANDARD. COMMMMMME BACK TO ME BAAAAAAVYEEEEEE. LIFE FEELS WEIRD WITH OUT YOU LITTLE ONE. LITTLE BEST FRIEND.
ALL I HAVE TO REMEMBER YOU BY IS THE SCAR JUST ABOVE MY FOOT WHERE MY ANKLE STARTS. FROM WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU WEIGHED 120 AND HAD ME CONVINCED FOR A FEW DAYS. THEN TOLD ME YOU LIED AND REALLY WEIGHED 108. BUT LIED SO I'D BE PROUD OF YOU ( AND I WAS.). AND WHEN YOU TOLD ME THE TRUTH I LAUGHED SO HARD THAT I FELL DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK AND CUT MY FOOT/LEG OPEN.
BABY, IM LEAVING ON THE 20 FOR CALI. I WANNA SEE YOU BEFORE THEN. I WILL BE GONE FOR TWO WEEKS. THAT MEANS WE WONT SEE EACH OTHER FOR TWO WEEKS. I WILL GET BACK ON NEW YEARS EVE. AT 9 O'CLOCK. | comments: 9 comments or Leave a comment   |
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I just found those pictures we took over a year ago ha. Or what feels like over a year ago. The first one is brennas red spandex faze. The 3rd one is if matt were fat haha.
But that is beside the point. All you portland motherfuckers there is a show there tomorrow at Dune's.
These are the bands playing.
YELLOWSWANS
WORLD
GOD
INCA ORE
AXOLOTL
FOQUEE MOPUS
BONUS (WHICH MATT(ABOVE)WILL BE IN)
If you are not a fool and like, as matt says in his my space post "drone/noise based work but coming from a more rock/punk context" then you'll like this. I'm pretty sure brenna and I are going to try to make it to the seattle one at the gallery 1412 on the 10th. And all you babys from seattle should try to make it out too. Comment if you need directions to the seattle one. Portland kids you are on your own. Cos I got no idea where dune's fuckin is. | | comments: 23 comments or Leave a comment |
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1 REASON I AM CHEAP/ EASY TO CHARM.
I AM IN THE FAZE OF ONLY CRAVING TOP RAMEN, AGAIN. I AM THE CHEAPEST
DATE KNOWN TO HUMAN KIND. TAKE ME ON AN ADVENTURE BRING A THERMOS
(THAT WORD LOOKS WRONG) OF TOP RAMEN, TWO BEERS AND WE ARE GOOD TO
GO.
3 REASONS I SHOULD DISGUST YOU.
I AM GROSS BECAUSE 1.): I WAS ASKING SOMEONE TO SMELL MY HAIR TODAY
COS I SWEAR IT SMELLS LIKE RED WINE. BUT INSTEAD OF THEM AGREEING THEY LAUGHED
AND TOLD ME IT DIDN'T BUT IT SURE WAS FERMENTED.
I AM GROSS BECAUSE 2.): THE OTHER DAY I SMELLED MY HAIR AND ALMOST DRYHEAVED.
I AM GROSS BECAUSE 3.): I LOOK LIKE A CANCER PATIENT/ ANNE FRANK WITH MY BALD
SPOT UNEVEN HAIR CUT.
P.S. I GOT TAGGED FOR THE "FIVE OF MY WEIRD HABITS" DEAL. AND DECIDED IT
WOULD BE BEST ADDED ONTO HERE. RIGHT?
MY WEIRD HABBITS 1.): I CHECK MY BELLYBUTTON AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY FOR LENT.
AND EACH TIME I FIND SOME. (ONCE SUZYE PUT SOME ON A BAGEL AND ATE IT. THEN
DALLAS KISSED SOME OUT OF HER MOUTH. PROBABLY THE PROUDEST BELLYBUTTON LINT
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.)
MY WEIRD HABBITS 2.): I JUST FIGGURED THIS ONE OUT LAST NIGHT. I CAN NO LONGER
SLEEP IN MY OWN BED. I AM ONLY COMFORTABLE IN SOMEONE ELSES BED, THE FLOOR, OR
A COUCH. SO EVERY NIGHT I STAY UP UNTIL 6 OR SO THEN I STEAL WHOEVER IS WAKING
UPS BED. HAHAHA
MY WEIRD HABBITS 3.): I WOULD RATE CLEANING MY EARS WITH Q-TIPS RIGHT UP THERE
WITH FUCKIN. AND WHEN I CLEAN THEM I MAKE A WEIRD ORGASMIC FACE HAHA.
MY WEIRD HABBITS 4.): IM ALWAYS WEARING TWO DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS. PEOPLE
MAY THINK ITS SOME SORT OF STUPID FASHION STATEMENT BUT ITS THE SAME DEAL AS
MY HAIR.(I CUT IT SO THAT I WOULDN'T NEED TO WASH IT HA.) I AM JUST LAZY AND
IN THIS CASE ONLY SEARCH FOR ELASTIC AT THE TOP.
MY WEIRD HABBITS 4.): I REALLLLLLY LIKE WRINKLES. A LOT. A LOT. ONE OF THE
THINGS IN MY LIFE I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE MOST IS GETTING WRINKLES.
MY WEIRD HABBITS 5.): I GET REALLY EXCITED WHENEVER I SEE A MUSTACHE AND JAB
THE PERSON I AM WITH THEN AS SOON AS I GET THEIR ATTENTION I PUT MY INDEX
FINGER ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY MUSTACHE AREA ON MY FACE AND MY THUMB ON THE
RIGHT SIDE THEN MOVE THEM TOGETHER IN QUICK SUCCESSION UNTIL THE PERSON GETS
IT THEN I POINT AT THE MUSTACHE.
MAN THIS WHOLE ENTRY REALLLLLY MAKES ME FEEL EVEN MORE LIKE A FREAK HAHA.
TAGGED FUCKERS. (IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO IT IN YR EL JAY. POST IT IN A
COMMENT ON MINE.)
1.) koalas_in_love
2.) mountaintops
3.) procyoninsulars
4.) brycevan
5.) eerhtytnewt | | comments: 29 comments or Leave a comment |
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Any of you babies wanna hook me up?
I need a site or some way to post my photos that is not photobucket, but I can still use it to post pictures on el jay. Photobucket has the same issue with me that my car, clothes, food, cameras, pretty much everything in my life has with me. It will do anything to fuck my shit up. I mean I can usually jam on it but this one is actually annoying. I have to go back almost every week or so and upload a fuckin million pictures then repost them where my bandwidth was exceeded. PLEASE HELP! I AM JUST DESPRATE. | | comments: 15 comments or Leave a comment |
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Today angela and I found about 60 (or more) of these next to/in a garbage can on broadway. And took most of em.
Today I learned you can still pass a college history class and take notes like these. HAHAHAHA. | | comments: 14 comments or Leave a comment |
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I LOOK OVER AT ANGELA AND SHES EATING A PRETZEL AND FEELIN HER TEETH AT THE SAME TIME. I LAUGH AND ASK HER WHAT THE FUCK SHE IS DOING AND THIS IS HER EXPLANATION "I WAS THINKING HIARRY DUFF GOT NEW TEETH SO THEN I WAS LIKE FEELIN MY TEETH AND THINKIN HOW BIG WOULD THEY NEED TO BE SO WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH THEY WOUOLD BE JUST TEETH"
ANGLEA IS MY OLD FRIEND AND WE ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
THE SNOW BROUGHT THE FRIENDSHIP BACK.
SHE IS THE ONE IN THE SECOND SERIES.
AND I have these new boots. They're kinda big but whatever.
( And I found another picture of matt on my camera when I looked at it this morning ha. ) | | comments: 25 comments or Leave a comment |
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I met Angela by her house even though she was suppose to meet me at the park. She saw me
coming. I had snow in my hand cos I had been eating snow the whole long walk there. She
started screaming and saying "ahhh what’s that in yr hand ahhhhh". She ran from me and I
came after. She stopped and said "get it over with" So I hit her in the head. Then I took
a big piece and hit her in the back. We walked back to my house. But on the way we walked
by a bunch of doods that stole a picnic table so I yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" They said,
"WHO ARE YOU?" real menacing like. Angela said, "DOESN'T MATTER". So they threw a snowball.
I started to run. She said "Don't let them see the fear, it will make it worse". But they
started comin after us so we ran. I ran in my 20-pound boots. Then they yelled some asshole
thing so I said something about how small their dicks must be and ran the rest of the way
across the cross walk. I guess I like snow dayz. The streets are still real shitty suzye.
But maybe tomorrow. (The bottom picture is one of Angela I took during summer.) | | comments: 19 comments or Leave a comment |
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And it fucking snowed. Maybe I’ll be able to go to portland tomorrow morning or tonight. This is the first time that when it snowed and I actually
wanted the roads to be cleared. How lame. | | comments: 24 comments or Leave a comment |
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YO PORTLAND. THIS IS YR FAIR WARNING. SUZYE AND I ARE CUMIN
DOWN ON YOU TOMORROW FOR TWO NIGHTS. YO BABIES OF PORTLAND.
THIS IS YR FAIR WARNING. SUZYE AND I ARE CUMIN DOWN TO YOU
TOMORROW. SO IF ANY OF YOU WANNA HIT US UP CALL MY CELL IT
IS 206 437 1879. YOKOSPHONO I EXPECT A CALL FROM AT LEAST
YOU. | | comments: 13 comments or Leave a comment |
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And this is how I dressed today when I got out of the shower for the second time.
It was easy in and out. I have to remove and put on my clothes too many when I sew
for it to be worth it to wear real clothes that do not have a zipper and snaps down the
front. So I merved this shit. HAHAHAHAHHAA. HOW DO I HAVE FRIENDS.
(One day I merved that shit into town and to dinner with my baby. hahah Fuck, seriously.) | | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment |
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I miss the baby. & Get to see her tomorrow. I talked to her on the phone tonight. She always worries about me. Asked if I was eating cos I looked so little in one of the pictures on here. But she knows its just something to ask to show she cares cos there is no way she could ask it seriously. I told her the shit I’ve gotten myself into lately and she laughed with me. I forgot to tell her the details of my car but she'll see soon enough HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I got blankets baby, I swear. & I got this hat. The ultimate hat! I’ll bring one for you too hahaha.
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ANYONE WANT TO GIVE ME A SEWING MACHINE THAT WORKS?
MINE TEMPTS ME WITH WORKING. MAKES EVERYTHING EASY.
MAKES ME USED TO IT. THEN TAKES IT ALL AWAY, AND
JUST WHEN IM GETTING COMFORTABLE FORCES ME TAKE TEN
HOURS WHEN I TRY TO SEW THINGS LIKE THAT GODDAMN
MOTHERFUCKING SHIRT. IN EXCHANGE I WILL EAT YOU
OUT/ GIVE YOU A HAND JOB IF YOU GIVE AN
OPPERATIONAL SEWING MAHINE TO ME. THANK YOU. | | comments: 30 comments or Leave a comment |
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TOOOOOOO FULLLLLLL. SHE HAD ONE DINNER. AND ONE DESSERT. I HAD TWO. ONE RUSSIAN. AND ONE
FAMILY FRIEND ONE.THE FAMILY FRIEND ONE HAD TOO MANY KIDS FROM MY ELEMENTARY GETTING DRUNK.
I COULDN'T GET DRUNK BECASUE I HAD TO LEAVE. BUT WHILE I WAS THERE I JUST KEPT LOOKING AT
THIS ONE BOY AND THINKING IN MY HEAD AND WHISPERING TO BRENNA " WHY ARN'T ISN'T HE RUNNING
AROUND MAKING SIREN NOISES LIKE HE DID LAST TIME I SAW HIM WHEN HE WAS FIVE! I DON'T
UNDERSTAND THIS". I ALSO KEPT WISPERING TO BRENNA OVER AND OVER "POWER IN NUMBERS DON'T LEAVE
ME." THEN I TRIED TO LEAVE AND GOT GUILT TRIPPED INTO STAYING FOR ANOTHER HOUR AND MISSED MY
RUSSIAN DINNER. I HAD TO EAT THE LEFT OVERS WHEN I GOT THERE , BUT I GOT TO EAT DESSERT WITH
THEM.
P.S. BRENNA IS SINGING ALONG TO SUBLIME VERY LOUD. AND SHAKING HER HEAD TO IT WHILE TRYING TO
EAT PIZZA AT THE SAME TIME. SHE IS NOT HIGH. SHE IS VERY ANGRY AT ME FOR WRITING THIS. SHE CARES
VERY MUCH ABOUT HER EL JAY REP. | | comments: 22 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | A VERY HIGH BUILDING. | | Subject: | MY CAR GETS ME HIGH. | | Time: | 02:41 pm | | Current Mood: | I AM A BUILDING. |
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MY CAR GETS ME HIGH. IF I TURN ON THE HEAT IT GETS ME HIGH. I AM HIGH RIGHT NOW. IT IS VERY COLD OUTSIDE.
& IF I DO NOT WANT TO BE HIGH I CAN NOT USE MY HEATER. BUT TODAY IT WAS JUST TOO COLD. I WORE 4 OR 5
CLOTHING LAIRS TODAY (I GOT UP TO 9 LAIRS LAST YEAR). I ALSO WORE A PARKA COAT HOOD I MADE INTO A HAT. I
REALLY THINK MY CAR HATES ME A LOT. ALSO WHEN I GET THIS HIGH MY VOICE AND OTHER PEOPLES VOICES VIBRATE
IN MY HEAD. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THE PICTURE ABOVE THE TEXT. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A VERY BIG BUILDING
MADE OF GLASS THAT ECHOS. I AM A BUILDING. A VERY HIGH BUILDING. I MADE A LOT OF SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS
POST. I ALSO MADE A LOT OF NO SENSE IN THIS POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. | | comments: 21 comments or Leave a comment |
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